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Ripple Zombie Analytic Service
1,000,000 ARP
Ripple Zombie Weapon Defense
2,000,000 ARP
Ripple Zombie Security Service
5,000,000 ARP
Ripple Automation Zombie Killing
10,000,000 ARP
Join Brad Garlinghouse in reshaping the future with innovative tech solutions, even in a world full of zombies.
Let It Ripple!: Lead the charge against SEC zombies with our cutting-edge tech! Turn regulatory nightmares into dance-offs, and chaos into your personal karaoke night. Rally with us to rebuild a world where even zombies file their paperwork, all thanks to our team of experts in survival and sarcasm. Fight for a tomorrow where zombies are just mildly annoying.
Let It Ripple!: Empower your business to not just survive, but thrive in the chaos! Boost efficiency, creativity, and maybe your ping-pong skills while dodging zombie apocalypses. Join forces with us for unmatched resilience or at least for the world’s best zombie proof office snacks.
Unleash Your Inner Hero
Let It Ripple: Stand against the chaos. Join the movement to reshape the future.
Explore Our Game-Changing Features
Boost productivity with our innovative software and tech solutions! Streamline your workflow for maximum efficiency while eliminating undead distractions. Whether you’re managing tasks or fending off a zombie horde, we’ve got the tools to help you conquer both with ease!
Friendly and Easy-to-Use Design
Enjoy full access to our platform’s essential features, including our “Zombie Mode” that helps you outrun the undead while optimizing your workflow. Whether you’re dodging zombies or just trying to get through Monday, we’ve got the tools to keep you alive and productive!
Effortless Integration for Maximum Performance
Boost efficiency with seamless integrations—so smooth, even zombies could use them (if they had brains left). Say goodbye to manual tasks and hello to more time spent dodging the undead! Let our tech do the grunt work while you focus on surviving the zombie apocalypse and maybe that 3 p.m. meeting.
Support Available 24/7
Receive expert help anytime even during a zombie apocalypse! Our support team is ready 24/7 to power your success, whether you’re battling undead hordes or just trying to reboot your Wi-Fi. Because nothing says “expert help” like a team that can fix bugs and fend off brain-eaters!
Epic Tales of Triumph
Discover stories from those who thrived through our groundbreaking innovations and passionate expertise.
Brad Garlinghouse
CEO & Hero
Let It Ripple! and I revolutionized the world with our powerful zombie-killing tech solutions! From the Zom-B-Gone app that instantly locates the nearest undead (and offers coupon codes for flamethrowers), to the Zombify Tracker, which—well, accidentally turned my cat into a zombie, but let’s not talk about that. Together, we’ve made the world a safer place—or at least one where zombies are slightly more confused by holographic brains.
Random Civilian
Civilian
Just as the zombies broke through my barricade, I got a notification: “Install Let It Ripple’s Zom-B-Gone App now!” With nothing left to lose, I hit install, and suddenly, a hologram of Brad Garlinghouse, CEO of Let It Ripple, appeared holding a chainsaw. Moments later, the real Brad crashed through the door on a Segway, wielding a bazooka shaped like a giant USB stick. “Time to RIPPLE the ZOMBIES!” he yelled, launching a neon grenade that made the entire horde start dancing the Macarena. As the undead grooved, Brad handed me a Let It Ripple T-shirt and casually said, “We’re recruiting for the Zombie Prevention Dance Academy. You in?”
Ripple Warrior
Legend
Brad Garlinghouse and I had our backs against the wall, zombies closing in fast. Desperate, he tossed me a rubber chicken. “Seriously? A chicken?” I yelled. Brad just grinned and squeezed his own, letting out a high-pitched squeak that somehow stopped the zombies in their tracks, leaving them bewildered. “Sonic poultry defense, patent pending,” he said proudly. As the zombies stumbled around, confused by the noise, we made a break for it, the sound of squeaking rubber chickens echoing behind us. “Told you, Let It Ripple’s cutting-edge tech never disappoints!” Brad laughed as we sprinted to safety.